A wise man once said . . .
A wise man once said the following things . . . and that wise man was me:
People need to chill the fuck out. Especially politicians.
When ever I see those Girls Gone Wild commercials, I can't help but wish Spring Break was actually like that. Then again, I wish anything was actually like that.
When I think of John Williams, there's no doubt I think of "whiskey-toned gruffness" . . . because you know he's so chummy with that Jack Daniels guy.